galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

(via baracknobama)

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via asian)

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(Source: jagboo, via userbar)

grcssest:

this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

(Source: Mashable, via joshpeck)

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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(Source: lindsaylohoean, via asian)

diamoncls:

dumbfollower:

diamoncls:

a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online

what about your friends overseas?

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(via stealingglitches)

danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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(Source: destiel-in-woodstock, via baracknobama)

fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via baracknobama)